Dad keeps yoinkin’ my dates!
Dad keeps yoinkin’ my dates!
Show your boyfriend what we'll teach you
Let those primal urges to come out
Expecting the excitement
Abuse will only get her going
Have you missed me, worthless scum?
Cut temptation with a knife
A full grab of a hot slut
She's here for a physical
I'm ready to dip in your pool
Keep playing!